That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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