Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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