I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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