oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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