doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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