I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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