The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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