can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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