Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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