That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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