what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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