u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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