fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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