Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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