she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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