Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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