I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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