love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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