if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
the liver wants what the liver wants
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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