he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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