Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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