dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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