Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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