i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
tell me about the eggs
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