Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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