Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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