im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize
