Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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