ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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