I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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