and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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