If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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