We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He did a backflip because drugs
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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