Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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