Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
