Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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