Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Randomize
