Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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