You surviving the open bar?
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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