Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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