I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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