my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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