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(609): View more from New Jersey

this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt

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(860): View more from Connecticut

How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You have plans tonight?

(1-330): View more from Ohio

Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope

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(309): View more from Illinois

Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.

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(954): View more from Florida

It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.

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(614): View more from Ohio

this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.

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