I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I cockslap morals
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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