He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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