i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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