The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Floor bacon is actually really good
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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