Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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