if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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