were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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