too bad you live with your parents still
I think my fart just growled at me.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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