My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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