I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
