then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You can make out without kissing
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