Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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