Whatcha textin bout Willis?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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