You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Randomize
