why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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