My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
