I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
BRING THE BAGELS
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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